If Darth Maul and Spiderman had a baby, Timmy Tulips (as my friend and I have taken to calling him) would be that baby.
If you haven't seen "Insidious" yet, save yourself the six bucks and don't see it. It's a steaming pile of crap.
Want to save six bucks?? SPOILERZ: The only thing insidious about "Insidious" is the script and the acting!
Basically it's about a pedophile demon (who looks strangely like Darth Maul with amazing Spiderman wall-climbing abilities) with really crappy music taste haunting a kid that looks like Justin Bieber.
You can thank me now! :)
Who knows, maybe Timmy really isn't insidiously evil but simply wishes to make friends, albeit doing it in an unconventional way. He's just so, so lonely.
He doesn't really wear tighty-whities in the movie, but I didn't feel like drawing demon junk. Also, I don't really know what demon junk would look like. ANYWHOOZ.
Want to save six bucks?? SPOILERZ: The only thing insidious about "Insidious" is the script and the acting!
Basically it's about a pedophile demon (who looks strangely like Darth Maul with amazing Spiderman wall-climbing abilities) with really crappy music taste haunting a kid that looks like Justin Bieber.
You can thank me now! :)
Who knows, maybe Timmy really isn't insidiously evil but simply wishes to make friends, albeit doing it in an unconventional way. He's just so, so lonely.
He doesn't really wear tighty-whities in the movie, but I didn't feel like drawing demon junk. Also, I don't really know what demon junk would look like. ANYWHOOZ.
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